Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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