You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
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If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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