Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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