If i come over, it means nothing
3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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