is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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