if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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