I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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