omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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