belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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