On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
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He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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