The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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