when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize