Non-Jews are for practice
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
My vagina just clenched in fear
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