She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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