**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
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I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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