ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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