she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
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Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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