i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Come see our sink grown plant.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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