I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
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I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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