DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
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