Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
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Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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