the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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