AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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