is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
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There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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