If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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