just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
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I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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