the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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