Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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