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Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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