Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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