my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
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When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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