I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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