Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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