is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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