This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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