I wish life had little blips of pornography
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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