im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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