it hurts more in the daytime
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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