But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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