Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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