Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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