Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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