what if every blade of grass was a penis?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Brb crying the tears of my youth
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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