Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
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She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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