Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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