I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
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Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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