Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
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You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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