No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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