Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
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I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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