no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
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My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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